#incorrect mcu

[incorrectmarvels]

Yelena: So I was wondering if you could help me out.

Alexei: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of explosives.

Yelena: Nope, different thing.

[johnwalkerwaow]

Yelena: *skips to the end of the movie* I don't have time for their problems

[floilee]

In health and in sickness

[incorrectpeterparker]

Tony: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Peter: Called it.

Tony: No.

[ghostie-cola]

joaquin post cabnw

[marvel-lous-guy]

Steve: alright, that concludes todays mission brief.

Peter: Now lets see if you were paying attention.

*kahoot music starts playing*

[underoooos]

Sam: Why is Peter duct-taped to the ceiling? Bucky: Consequences. Peter: It was a joke! Bucky: So is your judgment.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Tony: It's hot in here, let me take off my clothes.

Steve: Oh, wait, no need, let me turn down the heat.

Tony: ...

[Five years later]

Steve: *realizing*

Natasha, Clint and Bruce: *shaking their heads*

(x)

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[avengexminds]

Peter: “How are you doing today?”

*Tony while blowing his nose and sneezing:* “ALL I DO IS WORK AND I FUCKING HATE MOTHER NATURE FOR HER PRODUCTION OF POLLEN!!!!”

[auroraromaximoff]

Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?

Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.

Wanda: You know normal Latin?

Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.

Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!

Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me

[incorrectmarvels]

Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?

Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning

[johnwalkerwaow]

Bob: hey. Are you crying?

John, clearly upset: I'm not crying! I'm- fucking doing my face muscle exercises. I'm exercising the muscles in my face, making my face more... muscular. Your face is skinny as shit, I can tell you don't do these exercises for your face. Some of them look like crying. They're not crying.

Bob: well, can you maybe teach them to me?

John: no!

[floilee]

Coded for both

[incorrectpeterparker]

Tony: Peter, what the hell were you thinking?!

Peter: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve: From now on we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle 1

Steve: Bucky, code name "been there done that"

Steve: Tony is "currently doing that"

Steve: Sam is "it happened once in a dream"

Steve: Natasha, code name "if I had to pick a chick"

Steve: Clint is... Eagle 2

Clint: Oh thank God